#NikkiGlaser are you out of your mind? Don't even think about fooling with #MrWonderful at the hashtag#GlodenGlobes awards. By now everyone who has seen #MartySupreme knows I was born in 1601 so don't mess with the primal forces or you are going to roaming the earth in that red carpet outfit a lot longer than you think! #vampire

Breaking news. Long lost footage reveals that Shark Tank’s Barbara Corcoran and Emma Grede were my back up dancers in preschool. Even Robert Herjavec makes an appearance. I thought I’d make sure this came from a credible source before the #paparazzi got a hold of it. And yes, all roads do lead to #mrwonderful !