[PART 1] I didn’t order any food so I wouldn’t have to spit the bill #redditstories #reddit #storytime #redditreadings #storylovers

I was standing in line in P.E. class, then my teacher grabbed my arm and told me that I’d be expelled for what I just did. #reddit #redditreadings

"You're not getting a single dollar from Dad's estate." My brother informed me as I walked into the room. #reddit #redditreadings